Warcraft III Battle Chest Description:

Warcraft III Battle Chest review:
5 stars (Incredibly fun) - Addicitive doesn't begin to cover it, this game is more than addictive. I've even started looking at the RPG books.
4 stars (Oh the pain..oh the pity) -
If you do not floss everyday for sure,

There are consequences that you must endure,

A pain, a bloody pain, a toothache be what it is.

Another day, another cadet, oh bony fire, oh my cheese.

A melody through my ears, piercing as a metallic spear,

Be cunning and agile as you may be, for now i no longer hear,

I am a singing bird, on a tree or maybe on weed.

I am a flying raccon, pick my nose for me please, that is my need.

In my life I've loved one person, how shall I address thee.

I cannot stop thinking about you, for it is time for me to pee.

I am blinded by your magic. That is forbidden, sealed dark arts.

But the life I once had is sucking away from me, and I must depart.

But I'm hungry, so I stopped for a while.

Oh, bless the poor child, the winter has come and the restaurent seems away by miles.

What cursed luck, I might pass out.

I am challenged, and yet it was just mere food that I sought.

Mmmmm, talkin about food makes me want to stop writing this ilogical poem. A terrible, shameful poetry indeed.

But I am in an urgent need. A need for food and maybe for a melon seed. But it is my warning that you must heed.

Tell them that you found this review helpful or be in a flammering guilt for the rest of your life.

If you say that this was unhelpful, then you will find me chasing you down on a cold bitter night with a silver, sharp knife,

And start eating bacons and sausages.




3 stars (A good strategy game - but more for kids.) - I very involved plot with good UI and AI but seems geared to the comic book crowd. Play Rise of Nations or Medieval Total War if you want a more mature game.