QuipSig Description:

QuipSig can be used to insert funny quips into your signature file. It
includes a data file with 50 quips it selects from at random. With
registration you get a 2,000 quip file. It works with any
mail or news reader that uses a plain text signature file, such as
Netscape. New in Version 1.2 is rtf autosignature support for
Microsoft Outlook. Change the quip in your signature file at timed
intervals or after you send a message. Add or delete quips, plus
search for just the right quip for the next message you plan to send.
A useful way to organize all your quips, retorts and one-liners
whether for your mail messages or not.